Why jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.