Why jokes
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why did the sperm cross the road? ———— because I put on the wrong sock today.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.