Why jokes
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1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why is Gennis gay?
Why is Gennis gay?
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.