Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why Jokes
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
