Why jokes
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."