Why jokes
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.