Why jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!