Whos

Whos jokes

Kid

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

New Yorker

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.

Knock

Me: Knock knock.

Some dude on the street: Who's there?

Me: Whowhowho.

Dude: Whowhowho who?

Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.

Memes

Anime

they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them

A cartoon character with big eyes is pointing a gun directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "IMMA SHOOT YOU WITH MY GLOCK POP POP POP AND NOW YOU DROP".

Mother

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Mother.

Mother who?

Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!

Mirror

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Accident

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

Pencil

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Chicken

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Random person: Why?

You: To get to the idiot's house!

Random person: What?

You: Knock knock.

Random person: Who's there?

You: The chicken.

Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Word

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

Guy

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Stroke

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Bull

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

Surgery

My cousin is a surgeon.

Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.

State

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.