Whos jokes
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Memes
Crit especially if you are a rouge
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Tell who we are.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.