Whos

Whos jokes

Sex

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Memes

Friend

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

Boyfriend

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Hot Dog

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

Hot Dog

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

Shark

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Doc

Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?

She ended up under the doc[tor].

Covid

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

Victim

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.

Van

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!