Whos jokes
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Memes
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.