Whos jokes
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Memes
who wants to play tic tac toe on donatello's forehead? I'll start
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Who is this Gwen person?
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD