Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.