Whos jokes
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Memes
A possessed boi or math?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Who left him hanging?
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?