Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Tell who we are.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.