Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Whos Jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
