Whos jokes
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Memes
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.