Whos jokes
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.