Whos jokes
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Memes
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Tell who we are.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!