Whos jokes
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
βDad, who is that man camping there?β I said, βSon, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.β
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call a rapper who canβt rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.