Whos jokes

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?

I hear it hurt like hell.

What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.

Girl: You are gay.

Boy: Who says I’m gay?

Girl: You ARE GAY!

Boy: You are lesbian.

Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH

How Jupiter was discovered.

Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

What do you call an emo who's emo?

An emo.

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.

Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!

Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!

Gwen: He does, you're not listening.

Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.

Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Reel

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."