Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Whos Jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
