Whos jokes
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!