Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Whos Jokes
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Who needs parents to be great?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
