Whos

Whos jokes

Orphan

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Cow

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

Soda Can

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

Human

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.

Mum

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

Orphan

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Candy

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

Ink

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

Sister

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

Wife

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST