Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Memes
Who would you choose?
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!