Whos jokes
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.