Whos jokes
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Memes
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I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.