Whos jokes
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Who needs parents to be great?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.