Whos jokes
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Memes
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."