Whos jokes
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Memes
That do be me though
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.