Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Memes
Who would you choose?
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?