What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Whos Jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
