Whos jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.