Whos

Whos jokes

Reaction

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

911

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

Strike

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

History

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Brother

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Candace

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!

Twin

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Stupid

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Orphan

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Prince

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!