Whos jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.