Whos jokes
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!