Whos jokes
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Memes
Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN