Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Whos Jokes
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
