Whos jokes
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Memes
Who would you choose?
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.