Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.