Whos jokes
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"