Whos

Whos jokes

Sandal

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Face

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Knock knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?

Song

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Orphan

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

Anxiety

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

Depression

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

Victim

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Emo

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

People

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Man

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Brat

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"