Whos jokes
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Memes
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.