Whos jokes
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Memes
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"