Whos jokes
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.