What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Whos Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
