Whos there jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?