Whos there jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.