Whos there jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock knock. Who's there? Apaches. Apaches who? Apaches on your eye.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!