Whos there jokes
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"