Whos there jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.