Whos there jokes
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."