What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What is black and white and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing a leather jacket XD
what did the roti say to pratha you white like a white bastard
Why do brides wear white?
So the match the kitchen appliances
a dog meets a cat. the cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site no cap
Whats the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N Word Passes.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why was the chicken black and the were white,ADOPTION
Rapist"Get into the fucking van!" Kid"ymmom ym llet ot gnoig mi" Rapist"Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
I'm a big fan of white boards I find them... Re markable.
when a white person says the n word
black people: yall mother fu...rs aint gonna believe dis shit
What's black and white and red allover? A penguin that's just been raped.
puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (ill never be able to do it) the mother: AI NINO ( OH CHILD ) the teen: QUE? ( WHAT?) the mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! ( DONT START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN) the teen: I CANT DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA the mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH) the teen: QUAL ( WIHCH) the mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD) the teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA ( THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE) *a phone buzzes* the teen: whose phone is that ma? unknown: MR PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE * runs to bag opens white one and sticks hand in* the teen : HAIR GELL
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
Whats the difference between a black person and a white person
Black people dont shoot up schools
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors....
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.
Why is cindrella white ..... Because she is superior
