Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
White Jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
What's black and white?
History.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
