When jokes
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!