When jokes
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O