Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

Fruit

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

Man

What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?

Geo dude.

Fire

What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?

A steamed vegetable.

Friend

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

Fight

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

Kid

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

Vegetable

My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.

Male

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Nun

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.