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What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Q:What do you call a man in a wheelchair? A: Disabled
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride 2 wheelchairs
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, outSTANDing performance.
What is a carrots favourite shop?
The wheelchair store
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can't stand up for themselves
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
He told me that he was in a wheelchair and I asked "Oh, wheely?"
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
