Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you do with a dog that have no legs, - Take him for a drag
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
