Wheelchair jokes
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
He's in a wheelchair.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"