You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road . To get it's wheelchair! 😂😂😂
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Why is stephen hawkings in hell? He couldnt get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven
Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
