Wheelchair jokes
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was in a wheelchair! 🤣🤣
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
I have no legs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.