The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
