Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Whats Jokes
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
