Whats jokes
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!