Whats jokes
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.