Whats jokes
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Memes
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.