Whats jokes
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What the fluff happened to this website?
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Memes
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."