Whats jokes
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.