Whats jokes
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.