What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Whats Jokes
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans.
know what man would I be without some FNAF memes
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
