Whats jokes
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Memes
what do I have to do to become a mod?
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.