Whats jokes
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"