Whats jokes
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"