Whats jokes
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Memes
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What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.