Whats jokes
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What is a pile of balls?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.