Whats jokes
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Whatβs she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Memes
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Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They canβt see their parents.