Whats jokes
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What happen to shrek
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!