Whats jokes
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)