Whats jokes
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
This took a long time to make
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
What's better than poo?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.