Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.