Whats jokes
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Memes
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.