Whats jokes
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.