Whats jokes
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣