Whats jokes
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.