Whats jokes
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Memes
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?