Whats jokes

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.

What do you call a high school student?

Alone and depressed.

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.