Whats jokes
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.