Whats jokes
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.