Whats jokes

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.

What do you call a high school student?

Alone and depressed.

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

You get a milkshake!

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.

What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?

A bath bomb.

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?

Finger-food.

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.