Whats

Whats jokes

Depression

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

Memes

Mp5

The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.

Priest

A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

“It’s really not your day, is it?”

Man

I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

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  • Kid

    What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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  • People

    What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

    Ashtraynauts.

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  • Abortion

    Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?

    Dad: Ask your sister.

    Daughter: But I don't have a sister.

    Dad: Exactly.

    Bbq

    What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

    All the hotdogs taste like shit.

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