Whats jokes
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
know what man would I be without some FNAF memes
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.