Whats jokes
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Memes
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.