What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Q: What's the difference between a hispanic and stoner?
A: Stoners have papers
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? Thanks for comingđđ
whats the difference between life and death......life hurts
What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
What is mexico's favourite sport? Cross country
What's the best haircut.
Chemotherapy
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Donât say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
