Whats jokes
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Memes
what the world is wrong with steve
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.