Whats jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?