Whats jokes
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall? Dam!
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What was I saying again?
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!