Whats jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.