Whats jokes
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.