Whats jokes
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Memes
What is this wrong answers only
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What the fuck is wrong with people?