Whats jokes
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.