Whats jokes
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What is you you?
A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"
His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."
So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"
She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"
The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"
"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.
The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.
"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.