What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
