Whats

Whats jokes

Adoption

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

Man

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Birthday

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

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  • Memes

    Emo

    What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

    The Final Cut.

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  • Morbid jokes

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

    Bullet

    What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

    One comes out of the chamber.

    Dick

    What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

    Drug Dealer

    What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

    The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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  • Life

    Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

    Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

    Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

    Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

    Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

    Lawn

    What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

    Nothing, I cut both of them.

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  • Boy

    What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

    I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

    Similarity

    What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?

    They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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  • Video Game

    My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.