Whats jokes
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
What is your address?