Whats jokes
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
Memes
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.