Whats jokes

What's a suicidal person's favorite game?

Hangman.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

What kind of experience does a feminist have?

Being a bitch.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

What do you call a man off the ground?

Hanged.

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

Nothing, I cut both of them.

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.