Whats jokes
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!