Whats jokes
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.