Whats jokes
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What is it about sisters who argue?
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.