Whats jokes
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"