Whats jokes
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
What’s brown?
Idk.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!