Whats jokes
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What is a monkey with a head?
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What is magic?
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
What is it about sisters who argue?
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.