Whats jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?

What's your mum's favourite food?

Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

What is a magic car? One that flies!

What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.

What's 2 + 2? A: 22.

What do you call a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

What are clowns good at?

What do sheep hate?

Their enemies: goats!

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

What do you call a person who smokes?

Smokey the Bear.

What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?

"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

What is hell to you?

Jesus!!!!!

He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.

But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!

And our Eternal Heaven!!

Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?

Dumb Kid: DEADit?

Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!

Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!

Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.

If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

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What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.