Whats jokes

What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.

What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?

"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"

What do you call a person who smokes?

Smokey the Bear.

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

What's 2 + 2? A: 22.

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?

"Rust in peace."

What are clowns good at?

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house?

To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.

What do you call a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

What is a magic car? One that flies!

What do sheep hate?

Their enemies: goats!

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

What is hell to you?

Jesus!!!!!

He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.

But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!

And our Eternal Heaven!!

Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.

OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.

What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.

You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?