Whats jokes
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.