Whats jokes
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.