Whats jokes
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Like if you know what ashes are.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"