Whats jokes
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "JalapeΓ±o" your face!
My dick is hard, what's your name?
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Whatβs kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?