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Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair š¦½.
What is magic?
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut thatās sick.
What is it about sisters who argue?
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didnāt just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and heās your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why Iām bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I donāt know, but what I do know is that youāre a massive shit stain.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.