Whats jokes
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call cringe?
You.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.