Whats jokes
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What can you build with people? A boat!
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)