Whats jokes
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.