Whats jokes
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>