Whats jokes
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.