Whats

Whats jokes

Vegetable

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Kid

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

Egg

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Orphan

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Nut

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

Blowjob

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.