Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.