If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Whats Jokes
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
What is a bus 🚌?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What is your favorite time of day?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your name?
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.