Whats jokes
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?