Whats jokes
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What is a boyfriend?
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What time is it when you get home?
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What time is fun?
Time for games!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.