Whats jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.