Whats jokes
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"