Whats jokes
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"