Whats

Whats Jokes

Asshole

"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."

Paedophile

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Bee

- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"

Dick

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.

Baby

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.

Sign

Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?

A: Beat it, we're closed.

Sex

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!

Aisle

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

Violin

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

Nose

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.