Whats jokes
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.