Whats

Whats jokes

Life

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Batman

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Eagle

The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"

"I ate New York hot dogs."

Brother

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Country

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Night

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Peanut Butter

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

Grass

What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.

Delta

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"