Whats jokes
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.