Whats jokes
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.