Whats jokes
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What is
What did a
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"