Whats jokes
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.