Whats jokes
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What is mad cow disease?
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.