What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.