Whats jokes
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."