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What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
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What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."