Whats jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"

What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?

Buns.

What do you call a booty that’s always negative?

A pessimist-cheek.

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.