Whats

Whats jokes

Name

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

Lawyer

What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.

Aisle

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

Skeleton

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

Animal

What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good

Pizza

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

Straight

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Dog

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.

Pig

Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?

Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂

Orphan

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

Mouse

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

Dream

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.