Whats

Whats jokes

Advice

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Pizza

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.

Nun

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

Emo

What's the difference between a bird and an emo?

Birds fly.

Lover

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

Dog

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

Rapper

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.