Whats jokes
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"