You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Whats Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.