Whats jokes
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.