Whats jokes
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!