Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Whats Jokes
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.