Whats jokes
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What is your address?
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What is you you?
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.