Whats jokes
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!