Whats jokes
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!