Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon