Whats jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?