Whats jokes
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.